I smiled and giggled when I heard that girls were smarter than boys.

Recently, I found out that girls are actually smarter than boys in most subjects. Sadly, that is not the point with math, though. Girls also happen to be more civilized than boys. And at camp, girls at my camp sang this song:
"Girls go to college,
to get more knowledge.
Boys go to Jupiter,
to get more stupider."

I know, it's not proper English, but it was fun anyways. GIRLS RULE!